Comedian Mikey Manker returns to the podcast for a one-on-one discussion about online dating, bullying stories, Hank breaks down why he almost punched a friend for putting water in his buttcrack, the need for therapy, How Oompa Loompas breed, science, particle accelerators, space, the hope for Heaven, and Esquire's Big Black Book of Crap. Plus a lot more. Very personal episode.

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"Boy, that Jabba the Hut, man, that guy really drove a hard bargain."

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Hank on Twitter: @Hank_Thompson

Note from Hank:

Sorry for the delay in getting an episode out. Life got busy.

Comedian and podcaster Dan Friesen returns to the podcast with Hank and Joe to talk about Mr Bean, Colt Cabana chops fans, nips, Hank reaches an embarrassing milestone, how Dan's musical references annoy Hank, childhood pets, the huma huma nooka nooka akuwa aa fish, comedic expertise, and Hank challenges Dan's strong anti-zombie beliefs. Plus a lot more for your ears.

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"Take that, cats!"

LINKS

Dan's Podcast: The Friesen Point and Twitter: @friesenpoint

Joe's Godzilla Remix Project: godzillaremix.tumblr.com and Twitter: @JoeMcAdam

Hank's Website: SuckProfessor.com and Twitter: @Hank_Thompson

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Comedian and singer Natalie Jose joins Hank and Matt for a discussion about the Star Trek movie, the most extreme genital, Natalie's three bands, the Chicago Women's Funny Festival, Taste of Chicago? More like Waste of Chicago, Hank has his knowledge of women tested, Natalie almost passes out in public and gets hit on by her rescuers, taking improv classes and failure. Plus a ton more fun!

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"Truth in comedy. Am I right, Officer Riggs?"

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The Weepin Willlows on YouTube and Natalie's Twitter: @NatalieJose

Matt's Tumblr: MattRiggs.Tumblr.com and Twitter: @MattRiggs

Hank's website: SuckProfessor.com and Twitter: @Hank_Thompson

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Comedian and d*ck picker Mikey Manker and comedian and d*ck pickee Bill Cruz joins Hank on the podcast. Topics includes: telemundo babes, how to make corn tortillas, the joys of divorce, Hank's first feature gig, Falstaff the Shakespeare guy, the phenomenon of dick drunk, Bill's reign as prom prince, the great Shawshank Redemption racism debate, and a heck of a lot more hilarious and fun talk. For your ears!

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"Hi, I'm Co Guest, Christopher Guest's son, Co."

"Don't consider something funny just because I laugh at it."

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Comedian and guy Mike Joyce joins Hank and Joe McAdam on the podcast. Topics include chest hair, Mike witnessed a motorcycle crash, bush-grooming for married men, the glory Troll 2 and Best Worst Movie, Hank's loneliness, pervy furries, the Kiwani's Club, religion, listeners call in and mercilessly bababooey Hank and we solve the classic debate: Waffles, Pancakes or French Toast? (The answer is Crepes.) Plus a whole lot more!

ANNOUNCEMENT: Hank is launching an advice column/segment called Askplay. As a professional advice expert Hank is qualified to offer advice on any topic. Email: "HankThompsonComedy@gmail.com" with a question or quandry and Hank will solve your problem.

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"He'd be Robocop's boss."

"I'd say it was more of an exasperated guffaw."

LINKS

Mike's website: MikeJoyceComedy.com and Twitter: @NotMikeJoyce

Joe's website: JoeMcAdam.com and Twitter: @JoeMcAdam

Hank's website: SuckProfessor.com and Twitter: @Hank_Thompson

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Comedian and podcaster James Fritz (@JamesFritzComic) joins Hank and Joe on the podcast. Discussion includes Hank's heartwarming origin story and James' role in it, public urination, Hank almost passed out at the doctor, and James shares his experience featuring for Jamie Kilstein. And a whole lot more. And more. Get it now!

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"Yeah, warts don't always just come from women."

LINKS

James' podcast: You Could Be Dead and Twitter: @JamesFritzComic

Joe's website: JoeMcAdam.com and Twitter: @JoeMcAdam

Hank's website: SuckProfessor.com and Twitter: @Hank_Thompson

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Comedian and podcaster Matt Kona comes all the way from Boston to discuss bombing in front of 400 bikers, the Boston comedy scene, the absurdity of Facebook's event system, doing comedy while traveling, secrets of the meat department, who must whip it, and like all podcasts: crazy sex stories, during which Hank describes the saddest thing he's ever seen in his life. Plus, like, WAY more. Listen now!

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"This taco truck. It was run by these burlesque people."

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Hank's website: SuckProfessor.com and Twitter: @Hank_Thompson

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Part 2 with funnyman Tyson K and Joe McAdam. In this exciting conclusion we drink the second half of the case of beer while talking about time capsules, date banging, Lank Thompson: Handsome Actor, Tyson's tips on doing well in black rooms, the joys of balding, and what it takes to become an elite athlete. Plus tons more you'll enjoy. Get it!

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"When I go home, I'm a local. When I go somewhere else, somone else is a local."

"I'm getting drinky."

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Comedian Tyson K joins Hank and Joe McAdam on the podcast. Hear Tyson's crazy story of moving to Chicago 3 days after being dumped by the girl he was moving to Chicago with. Then a little Game of Thrones talk, some stand up comedy talk and the sex lives of trees gets the Winners and Losers Treatment. This is part 1 of a 2 part episode. By the end of part 2 we'd finished a case of beer.

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"Here I go! I'm unzipping!"

LINKS

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Joe's Twitter: @JoeMcAdam

Hank's Twitter: @Hank_Thompson

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Comedian Saurin Choksi joins Hank and Liza on the podcast. Topics include how Hank and Saurin met as new Chicago comics, Liza's dishes details on featuring for Amy Schumer in a Milwaukee theater and another alluring round of ROMANTIC FANTASIES. Plus a lot of hilarious chit-chat that will rock your whirled. Get it! Ahhhhh.

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"Is this really happening? Is this what he does?"

LINKS:

Saurin's website: SaurinChoksi.tumblr.com and twitter: @saurinchoksi

Liza's twitter: @GlitterCheese Folla her!

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