Winners and Losers Show
Episode 092 - Joyceover Work with Mike Joyce

Comedian and guy Mike Joyce joins Hank and Joe McAdam on the podcast. Topics include chest hair, Mike witnessed a motorcycle crash, bush-grooming for married men, the glory Troll 2 and Best Worst Movie, Hank's loneliness, pervy furries, the Kiwani's Club, religion, listeners call in and mercilessly bababooey Hank and we solve the classic debate: Waffles, Pancakes or French Toast? (The answer is Crepes.) Plus a whole lot more!

ANNOUNCEMENT: Hank is launching an advice column/segment called Askplay. As a professional advice expert Hank is qualified to offer advice on any topic. Email: "HankThompsonComedy@gmail.com" with a question or quandry and Hank will solve your problem.

out of context quote:

"He'd be Robocop's boss."

"I'd say it was more of an exasperated guffaw."

LINKS

Mike's website: MikeJoyceComedy.com and Twitter: @NotMikeJoyce

Joe's website: JoeMcAdam.com and Twitter: @JoeMcAdam

Hank's website: SuckProfessor.com and Twitter: @Hank_Thompson

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Direct download: 2012.06.12_WL_092_-_Joyceover_Work_with_Mike_Joyce.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 6:30am PST

Comedian and podcaster James Fritz (@JamesFritzComic) joins Hank and Joe on the podcast. Discussion includes Hank's heartwarming origin story and James' role in it, public urination, Hank almost passed out at the doctor, and James shares his experience featuring for Jamie Kilstein. And a whole lot more. And more. Get it now!

out of context quote:

"Yeah, warts don't always just come from women."

LINKS

James' podcast: You Could Be Dead and Twitter: @JamesFritzComic

Joe's website: JoeMcAdam.com and Twitter: @JoeMcAdam

Hank's website: SuckProfessor.com and Twitter: @Hank_Thompson

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Direct download: 2012.06.04_WL_090_-_James_Fritz.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 6:30am PST

Episode 090 - Matt Kona

Comedian and podcaster Matt Kona comes all the way from Boston to discuss bombing in front of 400 bikers, the Boston comedy scene, the absurdity of Facebook's event system, doing comedy while traveling, secrets of the meat department, who must whip it, and like all podcasts: crazy sex stories, during which Hank describes the saddest thing he's ever seen in his life. Plus, like, WAY more. Listen now!

out of context quote:

"This taco truck. It was run by these burlesque people."

LINKS:

Matt's website: MattKona.com and Twitter: @MattKona

Hank's website: SuckProfessor.com and Twitter: @Hank_Thompson

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Tell a friend about the podcast or leave a positive review on iTunes. At the least, click on the five star thing. Do it! Also, a properly oiled bicycle chain is how YOU can avoid accidents.

Direct download: 2012.05.16_WL_091_-_Matt_Kona.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 2:38pm PST

Part 2 with funnyman Tyson K and Joe McAdam. In this exciting conclusion we drink the second half of the case of beer while talking about time capsules, date banging, Lank Thompson: Handsome Actor, Tyson's tips on doing well in black rooms, the joys of balding, and what it takes to become an elite athlete. Plus tons more you'll enjoy. Get it!

out of context quotes:

"When I go home, I'm a local. When I go somewhere else, somone else is a local."

"I'm getting drinky."

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Direct download: 2012.04.30_WL_089_-_Tyson_K_-_Part_2.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 7:37am PST

Comedian Tyson K joins Hank and Joe McAdam on the podcast. Hear Tyson's crazy story of moving to Chicago 3 days after being dumped by the girl he was moving to Chicago with. Then a little Game of Thrones talk, some stand up comedy talk and the sex lives of trees gets the Winners and Losers Treatment. This is part 1 of a 2 part episode. By the end of part 2 we'd finished a case of beer.

out of context quote:

"Here I go! I'm unzipping!"

LINKS

Tyson's Twitter: @TysonKComedy

Joe's Twitter: @JoeMcAdam

Hank's Twitter: @Hank_Thompson

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Direct download: 2012.04.23_WL_088_-_Tyson_K_-_Part_1.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 1:37pm PST

Episode 087 - Saurin Choksi

Comedian Saurin Choksi joins Hank and Liza on the podcast. Topics include how Hank and Saurin met as new Chicago comics, Liza's dishes details on featuring for Amy Schumer in a Milwaukee theater and another alluring round of ROMANTIC FANTASIES. Plus a lot of hilarious chit-chat that will rock your whirled. Get it! Ahhhhh.

out of context quote:

"Is this really happening? Is this what he does?"

LINKS:

Saurin's website: SaurinChoksi.tumblr.com and twitter: @saurinchoksi

Liza's twitter: @GlitterCheese Folla her!

Hank's website: SuckProfessor.com and twitter: @Hank_Thompson

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Direct download: 2012.04.02_WL_087_-_Saurin_Choksi.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 6:58am PST

Episode 086 - Pat O'Rourke and Rob Gregory and Me

Podcasting duo Pat O'Rourke and Rob Gregory (Somebody and Me Podcast)join podcasting uno Hank on the podcast for a raucous discussion about cereal, the improv world, Jane Goodall, video games, the Walking Dead and more and more! Tune in!

out of context quotes:

"Were her dogs walking around the class?"

"What is this? A Difficult-Bake Oven?"

LINKS:

Pat and Rob's Podcast: Somebody and Me. Twitter: @SomebodyFunny

Hank's blog: SuckProfessor.com. Twitter: @Hank_Thompson

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Post a link to your Twitter or Facebook or Local Library Community Bulletin Board. Also, clean your dryer's lint trap. It's nice for your neighbors.

Direct download: 2012.03.26_WL_086_-_Pat_ORourke_and_Rob_Gregory_and_Me.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 7:27am PST

Episode 085 - Just the Gratuity with Matt Riggs

Comedian/podcaster Matt Riggs joins Hank and Joe on the podcast. Topics include: springy time, Your Funniest Friends Showcase, berry production and cleaning, being taken to the salad bar, pretty porno faces, tipping etiquette at starbucks, sexy car sex, Joe's being filmed for a documentary about comedy, Hank's Big Bomb (sort of), Matt has his mom as a guest on his show, and many more words are said.

out of context quotes:

"I felt weird because it was in my neighborhood and she had a lot of windows."

"Tipping is a big deal in this country. Tipping."

LINKS:

Matt and Joe's podcast: Bad News Good Timing. Matt's other podcast: Matt Likes Girls. Twitter: @MattRiggs

Joe's website: JoeFernandezComedy.com. Twitter: @Joe_Fernandez84

Hank's website: SuckProfessor.com. Twitter: @Hank_Thompson

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Sign in to iTunes and leave a positive review. Or tell a friend via Twitter or Facebook or a note in class. Also, dust off your nightstand every once in a while.

Direct download: 2012.03.19_WL_085_-_Just_the_Gratuity_with_Matt_Riggs.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 5:24am PST

Episode 084 - Bomb Away with Kevin Hogan

Comedian Kevin Hogan joins Hank and Dan on the podcast. Topics discussed: When to request donations, chromosomes, apartment to attract the ladies, Kevin's Bombing Story, Kevin gets into politics to take on Big Scholarship, CSI: Minnesota for real? No, turning down Seth Mcfarlane, Kevin was a cigarette fairy and how he got fired, Dan gets fired up about podcast pushback, SEGMENT: HANK WROTE A PLAY FOR SOME REASON, podcasts and parents oh my!, Kevin and Dan's "friendship", ideas for spicing up an open mic, plus a bunch more sh*t. Fun for everybody.

out of context quotes:

"When did I fail wizard school?!"

"Hey, it doesn't say no creeps within 500 feet."

LINKS:

Dan and Kevin's podcast: The Friesen Point

Hank's Blog: SuckProfessor.com

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Let your friends on Twitter or Facebook know you enjoy the show. Do it, foo'! Or sign in to iTunes and leave a positive review to help us get more listeners. Also, throw away some of those plastic cups you haven't used in years.

Direct download: 2012.03.12_WL_084_-_Bombs_Away_with_Kevin_Hogan.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 7:00am PST

Comedian Drew Michael (@DrewMComedy) joins Hank and Mike on the podcast. Topics include: the importance of insult accuracy, baldness and prison fear, Mike went to maximum security prison and then performed at the opening night of the Chicago Laugh Factory, recent changes in the Chicago Comedy scene, Hank saw Drew open for Jim Jeffries in 2008, Mike's being filmed for a documentary, Life's Too Short, Three Stooges Trailer, selling out to sell out and the art of compromising art, how Drew learned to calm down, Facebook arguing, scene beefs, how the mind f*cks with reality, NEWS SEGMENT: Drew Michael Hears the News!, the slope of justice bends toward freedom. Plus more!

out of context quotes:

"No geniuses as far as Trivial Pursuit goes."

"Water? Smoke? What do I look like? A convenience store?"

"I have some open ligaments sticking out."

LINKS:

Drew's show: ComediansYouShouldKnow.com and website: DrewMichaelComedy.com

Mike's website: MikeStanleyComedy.com and Twitter: @mikestanley1

Hank's blog: SuckProfessor.com and Twitter: @Hank_Thompson

Direct download: 2012.03.06_WL_083_-_Drew_Michael.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:50am PST