Winners and Losers Show

Comedian Aaron Weaver joins Hank on the podcast. Topics include: dealing with jealousy, nerves and other emotions in the stand up world, the trappings of rats, Aaron was born in Windsor Canada, some other shit, The time he met a big black horse while on "peanut butter", Hank and his dad are accosted by a rabid muskrat, Snubfest gets the Hankfest. And so much more!

out of context quote:

"Is your middle name Basket?"

LINKS:

Aaron's Twitter: @aaaaronweaver

Hank's Twitter: @Hank_Thompson

Google: Google

Check out the short film Aaron and I are in, also appearing: Liza Treyger, made for the 48 Hour Film Festival:

Growth [on Vimeo]

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Direct download: 2012.10.21_WL_102_-_Aaron_Weaver.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 2:46pm PST

Episode 101 - Assorted Music References with Dan and Joe

Comedians Dan Friesen and Joe Fernandez return to W&L HQ for a hot 3-way of aural badminton. After solving the slam train riddle, we talk about a disgusting study, Dan and Joe's Cubs outing, non-alcoholism, getting attention from babes after a comedy show, Dan's Comedians You Should Know recap and his new suity looks and the scourge of bachelorettes that's ruining the world. Plus, Hank and Dan fight a little, which is nice. And more!

out of context quote:

"Yeah, she was my type. She kind of looked a little trampy."
"I, also, look like a creep."
LINKS:
Dan's Twitter: @FriesenPoint
Joe's Twitter: @JoeFernandez84
Hank's Twitter: @Hank_Thompson
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Direct download: 2012.10.12_WL_101_-_Assorted_Music_References_with_Dan_and_Joe.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 7:15am PST

Episode 100 - 100th Anniversary Showtacular

This is our 100th Anniversary Memorial Special with the very first guests of the podcast: Lane Pieschel and Simmons McDavid. Two real men of America. Genuine heroes. We reminisce about the early days of the Winners and Losers Podcast and discuss how life has improved in the last 2 years. Nobody is any better off! Hank tries to make himself sneeze by snorting pepper. Then Lane's mood sours when he gets called in to work. Kind of a terrible show, really. Plus lots lots more! Listen today!

out of context quote:

"How much longer are we doing this?"

LINKS

Simmons' Twitter: N/A Simmons' Facebook: N/A

Lane's Twitter: @notnotLane

Hank's Twitter: @Hank_Thompson

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Direct download: 2012.10.01_WL_100_-_100th_Anniversary_SHOWTACULAR.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 7:13am PST

Episode 099 - Mike Wiley

Comedian Mike Wiley joins Hank and Mikey on the podcast for a FUN discussion about the difference between seals and sea lions, Mike's brush with becoming the law, Mike's comedy album (Inconducive to Comedy), moving to LA, working at a party store, Game of Thrones and EVEN MORE THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE. Get it today!

out of context quote:

"You like the swordplay, though, dontcha?"

LINKS

Get Mike's album, Inconducive to Comedy, at his website: mikewileythewebsite.com Twitter: @wikemiley

Mikey’s Twitter: @MikeyManker

Hank’s Twitter: @Hank_Thompson

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Direct download: 2012.09.05_WL_099_-_Mike_Wiley.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 7:07am PST

Episode 098 - Trippity Do Da with Stephen Markley

Author, columnist and guy Stephen Markley returns to the podcast to discuss his new e-book, The Great Dysmorphia, in which he details doing mushrooms at a Republican Presidential debate, plus hot talk about Twitter obsession, the never-offensive world of online comments, The Dark Knight Rises gets the business, pool table fantasies, Stephen's leg-opening trip to Iceland, the Curiosity landing, politics and male on female scissoring. Plus more!

out of context quote:

"That's because you've grown up poor."

LINKS

Check out The Great Dysmorphia (available August 23rd), Stephen's column Off The Markley, and Twitter: @StephenMarkley

Hank's website: SuckProfessor.com and Twitter: @Hank_Thompson

Jeff don't get links till he promotes the show on facebook.

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Direct download: 2012.08.16_WL_098_-_Trippity_Do_Da_with_Stephen_Markley.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 5:33am PST

Episode 097 - That's What Sheehan Said with Mike Sheehan

Comedian Mike Sheehan returns to the podcast for a discussion about killer whales, primate penis design, the value of drinking, the value of money, politics and prisons, Mike faces a career newspaper thief in his building and a hipster coffee shop gets Sheebrunnered. Plus much much more!

out of context quote:

"Also nobody's having sex with them anymore."

LINKS

Friend Mike on Facebook

Jeff's Twitter: @jsteinbrunner

Follow Hank on Twitter: @Hank_Thompson and website: SuckProfessor.com

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Direct download: 2012.08.10_WL_097_-_Thats_What_Sheehan_Said_with_Mike_Sheehan.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:12am PST

Episode 096 - Anger Issues with Mikey Manker

Comedian Mikey Manker returns to the podcast for a one-on-one discussion about online dating, bullying stories, Hank breaks down why he almost punched a friend for putting water in his buttcrack, the need for therapy, How Oompa Loompas breed, science, particle accelerators, space, the hope for Heaven, and Esquire's Big Black Book of Crap. Plus a lot more. Very personal episode.

out of context quote:

"Boy, that Jabba the Hut, man, that guy really drove a hard bargain."

LINKS

Friend Mikey on Facebook

Hank on Twitter: @Hank_Thompson

Note from Hank:

Sorry for the delay in getting an episode out. Life got busy.


Direct download: 2012.07.27_WL_096_-_Anger_Issues_with_Mikey_Manker.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 7:06am PST

2012.07.05_WL_095_-_Icy_with_Dan_Friesen.mp3

Comedian and podcaster Dan Friesen returns to the podcast with Hank and Joe to talk about Mr Bean, Colt Cabana chops fans, nips, Hank reaches an embarrassing milestone, how Dan's musical references annoy Hank, childhood pets, the huma huma nooka nooka akuwa aa fish, comedic expertise, and Hank challenges Dan's strong anti-zombie beliefs. Plus a lot more for your ears.

out of context quote:

"Take that, cats!"

LINKS

Dan's Podcast: The Friesen Point and Twitter: @friesenpoint

Joe's Godzilla Remix Project: godzillaremix.tumblr.com and Twitter: @JoeMcAdam

Hank's Website: SuckProfessor.com and Twitter: @Hank_Thompson

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Direct download: 2012.07.05_WL_095_-_Icy_with_Dan_Friesen.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 3:35pm PST

Comedian and singer Natalie Jose joins Hank and Matt for a discussion about the Star Trek movie, the most extreme genital, Natalie's three bands, the Chicago Women's Funny Festival, Taste of Chicago? More like Waste of Chicago, Hank has his knowledge of women tested, Natalie almost passes out in public and gets hit on by her rescuers, taking improv classes and failure. Plus a ton more fun!

out of context quote:

"Truth in comedy. Am I right, Officer Riggs?"

LINKS

The Weepin Willlows on YouTube and Natalie's Twitter: @NatalieJose

Matt's Tumblr: MattRiggs.Tumblr.com and Twitter: @MattRiggs

Hank's website: SuckProfessor.com and Twitter: @Hank_Thompson

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Direct download: 2012.06.27_WL_094_-_Natalie_Jose.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 6:55am PST

Episode 093 - Bill Cruz and Mikey Manker

Comedian and d*ck picker Mikey Manker and comedian and d*ck pickee Bill Cruz joins Hank on the podcast. Topics includes: telemundo babes, how to make corn tortillas, the joys of divorce, Hank's first feature gig, Falstaff the Shakespeare guy, the phenomenon of dick drunk, Bill's reign as prom prince, the great Shawshank Redemption racism debate, and a heck of a lot more hilarious and fun talk. For your ears!

out of context quotes:

"Hi, I'm Co Guest, Christopher Guest's son, Co."

"Don't consider something funny just because I laugh at it."

ANNOUNCEMENT:

Hank is launching an advice column/podcast feature called Askplay. Hank is a professional advice expert and will solve any of life's conundrums. Email your question to "HankThompsonComedy@gmail.com"   Do it!

LINKS:

Mikey's Twitter: @MikeyManker

Bill's Twitter: @BillCruz

Hank's Twitter: @Hank_Thompson

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Direct download: 2012.06.19_WL_093_-_Bill_Cruz_and_Mikey_Manker.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 10:33am PST