Winners and Losers Show
Episode 023 - Matty Ryan - Part 1

Comedian Matty Ryan joins Joe and Hank on the podcast.

decoding hoes, bald spotting and the existence of karma, Matty as an Irish kid, cops and slobbers, women prefer men with status updates, Hank writes a NEW PLAY, Matty's start in comedy, jamming jams, improv and stand up and other insights, we debut a new sentence, Hank asks Tom Dreesen a stupid stupid question, Irish are good at being terrible.

out of context quote:

"Ghandi was a prick."

Note from Hank: This is part 1 of a 2 part show. We lost track of time and did almost 3 hours. Part 2 will be released in a few days.

Direct download: 2011.01.24_WandL_023_-_Matty_Ryan_-_Part_1.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:49am PST

Episode 022 - Lauren Vino

Comedian Lauren Vino joins Jeff and Hank on the podcast.

bathing is for babies and Hank, Lauren's job is more than watching people pee, it's also a cutting above the rest, flacid wee-wees, FACT CHECK: Chinchillas!, fur coats, Vino is your pal, board game sex appeal, dating advice, crying in public, godless and god-ish comedians, Lauren's first few sets, first year doing stand up comedy, mormon makeout, another exciting round of DALAI LAMA OR PORNSTAR, what we love and hate about porno, the ins and outs of porn, does laughter belong in bed?, whiskey dickheads, Super Meat Boy, crying at movies, etc.

out of context quote:

"The biggest inhibitor to getting f*cked on the first date is showing the person who you are."

Direct download: 2011.01.14_WandL_022_-_Lauren_Vino.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 2:16pm PST

Episode 021 - Mikey Manker

Comedian Mikey Manker joins Joe and Hank on the podcast.

Mikey's decision to leave Chicago, WW2 history comes alive at the Golden Gate Bridge, Futons, kleenex's and other things Mikey did while in San Francisco, Chinchilla coats actually exist, shotguns and gun talk, Cheesecake Factory is different in Cali, living the pringles lifestyle under the eyes of a vegan, cereal, Mikey's first set in SF and the open mic scene there, screwed up families are good for comedy, buried or cremated: is there a third choice?, Mikey gives Joe a heartpelt gift, Dinner for Sucks, horse weiner health, Oscar predictions not really, Panera, Golden Girls had the wrong name, shots fired at the Lincoln Lodge. AND MORE MORE MORE!

out of context quote:

"Nobody makes bird-related clothes."

Direct download: 2011.01.10_WandL_021_-_Mikey_Manker.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 10:59am PST

Episode 020 - Kristy Mangel and Michelle Peterson

RE:COM Magazine's Kristy Mangel and Michelle Peterson join Hank on the podcast.

sick show, all kinds of parties, shaving talk, asthma meds cause yeast infection, stomach escape strategies, plot of Deep Throat & vintage porn, Social Media is Neatia, wistreaming, dead birds story is capturing the imagination of a generation, no 'Dojo' quota, Marc Maron photos well and talks better, Bill Cruz wrote a list of comedians he'd like to damage for life, Natalie Klein or Patsy Jose?, words can be BIG and LONG, storytellers are... what's that word?, peepee and vava talk, Steve Martin ruins snobs' night, AND MORE. LOTS MORE

out of context quote:

"What ethnicity do you think Santa's maid is?"

Direct download: 2011.01.05_WandL_020-_Kristy_Mangel_and_Michelle_Peterson.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:04am PST

Red Bar Radio's Mike David joins Hank and Kenny DeForest on the podcast.

HUGE EPISODE. Mike David talks with us about his experience podcasting over the last 9 years and running a successful comedy club in Chicago. We had a great conversation and covered a lot of ground, TONS of great topics for comedy and podcasting fans, also another round of the famous "DALAI LAMA or PORNSTAR?" 2.5 hours of fun!

Direct download: 2010.12.31_WandL_019_-_Mike_David.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 10:17am PST

Episode 018 - Little Esther

Comedian Esther Povitsky joins Jeff and Hank on the podcast.

Esther's dad is magical, twitter, hand-modeling tiny hands, being Little and being little, the Naughty Show, another round of DALAI LAMA or PORNSTAR (with bonus round), Hank defends bitchy hot chicks, Esther's decision to move to LA to pursue comedy, griffons aren't phoenixes, the LA comedy scene, counting sets, Esther on the Adam Carolla Show, Lada Ga who?, Joe Rogan report: awesome podcast, even awesomer guy, sexy sexy sarlacc, telling people you do comedy is a bad idea cause they're idiots, being a comedienne

out of context quote:

"Those hands would make a candy cane look huge!"


Direct download: 2010.12.27_WandL_018_-_Little_Esther.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 8:50pm PST

Episode 017 - Jack Calhoun

Comedian Jack Calhoun joins Jeff and Hank on the podcast.

Jeff's anatomy, t-shirts for fats, Jack goes on TV as a fitness guy, Loft on Lincoln is a great and legal open mic, roofs and their effect on panties, Chicago's southern suburbs, wheelchair etiquette, Jack's apartment is huge and filled with crazy, crab names, Weeds open mic is comedy holocaust, Speak Easy is a comedy show that isnt zany, getting booked, bad shows, fliering is terrible, the timing of moving to LA or NY, adult swimming. AND MORE!

out of context quotes:

"Women like honesty. It's the only thing you need to remember to fake."

"How do fish know they like worms?"

Direct download: 2010.12.20_WandL_017_-_Jack_Calhoun.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 7:33pm PST

Episode 016 - Joe Fernandez

Comedian Joe Fernandez joins Hank and Joe McAdam on the podcast.

the pleasure of lady pleasure, blower technology and the physics of fat, Joe tries to have sex, he really tries, doubled-ended noodles, vending machine condoms, zombie dream, cuba, unicorn pimples, another round of DALAI LAMA OR PORNSTAR?, is it cool for Scientologists to celebrate Christmas?, Santa and other lies, gift giving, tribalism, heckler? more like schmeckler!, cobras and other types of pussies, egg birth vs live birth, deaf and blind stories, and LOTS LOTS MORE

out of context quotes:

"Just like Michael Douglas didn't want to be in the game in the movie The Game but it turned out he was in the game!"

"Boobies are genitals, aren't they?"

Direct download: 2010.12.13_WandL_016_-_Joe_Fernandez.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 4:28pm PST

Episode 015 - CJ Toledano

Comedian CJ Toledano joins Hank and Joe on the podcast.

CJ Toblerone is moving to LA to work for the Conan O'Brien show, Luke Russert steals jobs from minorities, Kenny DeForest, what the fuck does a script intern do, generic cigarettes, the genius of Gallagher, the Late Live Show, Hank reveals exclusive details of the next season of Sons of Anarchy, A NEW SEGMENT: Dalai Lama or Pornstar?, Hank does a heartfelt tribute to the late Ron Santo, Kenny DeForest, the movie BIG mislead children, CJ was a footballer and a filipino fashion man, the writing process for the Late Live Show, Hank explains how candles work. And more Kenny Deforest.

Note from Hank: Depending on how you listen to this, one of the voices may be slightly louder than the other two. If this bothers you, I'm sorry. If it doesn't, then thanks for listening. I'm probably over-analyzing what may or may not be a problem but my intention is to bring you the highest possible sound quality. The only problem is I don't know what I'm doing. But I'm learning. And I won't repeat mistakes. Also, you're damn good looking. Yeah, you. Right now. You're hot, whoever you are! Don't change a thing. Love ya!

out of context quotes:

"I know how to lick things, Hank!"

"Being fat is a disease of the mouth."

Direct download: 2010.12.06_WandL_015_-_CJ_Toledano.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 12:31am PST

Episode 014 - Ricky Carmona

Comedian Ricky Carmona joins Hank and Simmons on the podcast.

name confusion is confusing, growing up in Chicago, Harry Potter is for winners, Simmons tells a hilarious, terrifying and embarrassing story, Liver Failure, when dad's attack open mics, STD-testing on iPhones maybe, microphone technique takes practice, Hank gives advice to new comics because he is one, Simmons is done McDaviding himself, hip hop schmip hop, long sets vs short sets, SEGMENT: Simmons McDavid Reads a Pornstar's Blog, believing in Evil and other dumb questions, Star Trek: Voyager vs Next Generation vs Ricardo Montalban's Chest, Walking Dead has no brains, we all support women's empowerment, Hank and Ricky are titans of twitter and witans of witstream. AND MORE!

out of context quote:

"When did women stop being dames?"

Direct download: 2010.11.29_WandL_014_-_Ricky_Carmona.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:27pm PST